Privacy policy.

Last updated: May 28, 2025

🚽 TL;DR

We may joke around about butts and bamboo, but your privacy? That’s serious business. This Privacy Policy lays out what we collect, how we use it, and how we protect your info, whether you’re buying TP, joining our mailing list, or just poking around the site because you're bored on the toilet.

We tried to make this digestible. (Much like our toilet paper is not. Seriously. Do not eat it.)

1. What We Collect (a.k.a. The Potty Data)

When you hang with us online, we may collect:

  • Your name, email, shipping address, and payment details (when you place an order)

  • Info from cookies and website activity (like what pages you viewed or what you left in your cart)

  • Any messages you send us (especially if they include toilet puns, we appreciate those)

  • Referral or wholesale inquiry details if you contact us through those forms

We collect this stuff to:

  • Ship you glorious, 3-ply bamboo TP

  • Send updates about your order

  • Answer your questions (like “Will this TP make my butt feel like a cloud?”)

  • Improve our website and marketing

  • Keep things secure and legit

2. Marketing: Only If You Say Yes

We’ll only email you deals, TP news, or memes if you’ve opted in. You can unsubscribe anytime by clicking the link in any email or yelling “UNSUBSCRIBE!” into the wind (but the link works better).

We might use tools that help us figure out what kinds of Potty Mouth content you actually enjoy. No mind reading—just boring ol’ analytics.

3. Sharing Info (Not Oversharing, Don’t Worry)

We share your info only with trusted services that help us run Potty Mouth, like:

  • Payment processors (Stripe, Shopify)

  • Email platforms (for order confirmations or newsletters)

  • Shipping partners (so your TP finds its way to your throne)

We don’t sell your data. Not even if someone offered us a mountain of soft, luxurious 3-ply in exchange.

4. Cookies (Sadly Not the Edible Kind)

We use cookies to remember your cart, show you better content, and understand what’s working. You can disable them in your browser settings, but just know things might get weird.

5. Your Rights (Yes, You Have Them)

  • Access: Want to know what we’ve got on file? Just ask.

  • Fix it: Spot a typo in your name or address? Let us know.

  • Delete me: You can ask us to delete your info. Unless we need it for legal or order-related reasons, we will.

  • Opt out: Don’t want marketing emails? You can unsubscribe anytime.

6. Data Security: Locked Up Like a Public Restroom at Midnight

We use SSL encryption and secure platforms to keep your info safe. While no system is 100% un-hackable, we take all reasonable precautions to protect your data.

7. Changes to This Policy

If we make big changes, we’ll update this page and maybe even tell you in an email (if you're into that sort of thing).

8. Contact Us

Got questions, concerns, or compliments about our privacy practices?
Shoot us a note at: contact@pottymouthtp.com
Or send a good ol’ fashioned letter to:

Potty Mouth TP LLC
3019 Ocean Park Blvd, Ste 636
Santa Monica, CA 90405

Thanks for reading!

Now go treat your bum right.