Potty Mouth Terms & Conditions

Last updated: 06/09/2025

Welcome to Potty Mouth TP LLC ("Potty Mouth," "we," "us," or "our"). Before you wipe away all your worries with our bamboo booty saving TP, please read these Terms and Conditions ("Terms") carefully, because even a fun brand needs fine print.

By using our website, purchasing our products, or interacting with us in any way, you’re agreeing to these Terms. If you don’t agree, feel free to close this tab and go back to wiping with sandpaper (aka the other guys).

1. Who We Are

We’re Potty Mouth TP LLC, based at:
3019 Ocean Park Blvd, STE 363
Santa Monica, CA 90405

We sell 100% bamboo, 3-ply toilet paper that’s good for the planet and your cheeks.

2. Using Our Site

You must be 18 or over (or have your parent’s permission) to use our site or make a purchase. By using our site, you agree to:

  • Provide accurate info at checkout

  • Not hack, spam, or otherwise mess with our website

  • Not impersonate someone else or leave fake reviews

  • Not resell our TP without a proper agreement

3. Orders & Payments

All payments are securely processed through Shopify, which may include options like Shop Pay, credit card, or other third-party payment providers at checkout. Potty Mouth TP LLC does not store or have access to your full payment information.

Prices are listed in USD, unless otherwise noted. Applicable taxes and shipping (where applicable) are calculated and displayed during checkout.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for any reason, including suspected fraud or suspicious activity. If your card gets declined, that’s between you and your bank (but we still love you).

4. Shipping & Delivery

We ship to all 50 U.S. states and internationally.

Free shipping applies to the 48 contiguous U.S. states. Customers in Alaska, Hawaii, and outside the U.S. will see shipping costs calculated at checkout.

We do our best to ship fast, but once it leaves our warehouse, delays are out of our control. Be patient — your cheeks will thank you.

5. Returns & Refunds

If you’re not happy, neither are we.

We stand behind our product. If you're unsatisfied, email us at contact@pottymouthtp.com.

6. Subscriptions

Our Subscribe & Save plan delivers TP to your door on your schedule. No runs required.

Subscriptions auto-renew at your selected frequency and price until you cancel or change it. We’ll email you before each billing cycle, so nothing sneaks up on you.

You can manage, pause, or cancel your subscription anytime through your account. No tricks, no toilet games.

7. Reviews & User Content

We love feedback, real feedback. When you leave a review, comment, or post something on our site, you:

  • Give us permission to use it (on our site, socials, marketing, etc.)

  • Promise it’s honest, legal, and doesn’t violate anyone’s rights

  • Understand we may remove content that’s offensive, fake, or smells off

8. Intellectual Property

All content on our site — including text, images, logos, and packaging — is owned by Potty Mouth TP LLC or used with permission. Don’t steal it, sell it, or stick it on your merch without asking us first.

9. Prohibited Behavior (AKA Don’t Be Gross)

Here’s what not to do on our site:

  • Break any laws

  • Upload viruses or malicious code

  • Harass, threaten, or impersonate people

  • Post hate speech, porn, or just plain rudeness

  • Pretend you invented bamboo

We reserve the right to block or ban anyone who violates these rules. We’re here to wipe butts, not deal with trolls.

10. Shopify, Squarespace & Third-Party Tools

We use Squarespace to host our website and Shopify to process payments and manage orders. That means when you browse, you're on Squarespace — and when you buy, you're securely checking out through Shopify.

Both platforms may collect data or handle technical magic behind the scenes, and their own privacy policies and terms apply when you interact with their tools.

11. Liability Stuff

We try to be awesome, but things can go wrong. Potty Mouth isn’t liable for:

  • Delays, shipping mishaps, or out-of-stock items

  • Third-party website content we link to

  • Any indirect or consequential damages

  • Anything beyond our reasonable control

To the extent allowed by law, our total liability for any claim related to your use of our site or products won’t exceed $100. We hope it never comes to that, but we just need to say it.

12. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms as we grow. If anything major changes, we’ll post it here. Keep checking back if you want to stay in the know — or just trust us to not do anything shady.

13. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of California, USA. Any disputes will be handled in the courts of Los Angeles County.

14. Contact Us

Still have questions?
Email: contact@pottymouthtp.com
Or write us:
Potty Mouth TP LLC
3019 Ocean Park Blvd, STE 363
Santa Monica, CA 90405

15. Final Flush

By using this site, you agree to everything above. If that sounds fair, congrats, you’re ready to roll.